me on my way to steal your girl
First I park my unicorn bike, then I fuck your bitch.
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- Tumblr app: I'm done loading
- Me: but what about all these blank pictures and gifs
- Tumblr app: did I fucking stutter
Getting high and watching Half Baked is the most stereotypical thing I’ve ever done.
I CAN’T DECIDE.
Blue blue blue blue blue Or green, if it meant i could communcate with animalsyeah honestly yellow… green… or blue
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orange though! that’d be awesome
Am I the lamest person alive for wanting pink? Probably.
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at what age do i just magically turn hot
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Can you even fucking imagine channeling your inner Undertaker and executing a perfect Tombstone Piledriver??? It would be the peak of your life, no question. I could die happily after that.
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do you ever reblog something specifically for someone on your dash and they reblog it from you and youre all
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